To keep you busy while I’m gone

Posted by georgieporgie on July 21, 2008

Since I know you all sit perched at the pc or mac just waiting for my next blog entry-humor me please, I will leave you with some activities for the week…

1)help me figure out how to get more photo space on this blog I am at 90% cap right now

2)Can you follow instructions?

Please read all of the instructions before doing anything, you are allowed 3 minutes to complete this task. 

1. Find a pen and paper.
2. Write your name at the top of the paper.
3. Write the numbers 1 to 5, one per line.
4. Draw five small circles beside #1.
5. Put an “X” in the second and fourth circles next to #1.
6. Write the word ‘encyclopedia’ beside #3.
7. On the back of the paper multiply 7 x 9.
8. Put an X in the lower right-hand corner of the paper.
9. Draw a circle around the X you just made.
10. Underline your name.
11. Say your name out loud.
12. Draw a circle around #4.
13. Count the number of words in this sentence and write the answer beside #2 on your paper.
14. Put a square around #1 and #5.
15. Punch 3 small holes anywhere in the paper.
16. Write your first name beside #4.
17. Write today’s date beside #5 on your paper.
18. Circle every letter ‘E’ you have written.
19. Say ‘FINISHED’ out loud.

Now that you read all of the instructions, skip all of them except the first two! If you have followed the instructions correctly, you should only have your name on the paper! How did you do?

3)I recently(like yesterday) discovered this blog Dreams of a Country Girl and I like her blog for many reasons

a) unlike me this girl can write

b)she “Big Pink Fuzzy Hearts with glitter LOVES” lotsa thangs

c)instead of beans she has twerps

d)she has to be my long lost bloggin sista

e)she also has a cabana boy-his name is Jose 

4)Girlie wisdom

 A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills… she has 14 kids but doesn’t really care. 

One of life’s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you are doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.  (LOVE IT!)

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my pants.Amazing!

You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

Skinny people irritate me!   Especially when they say things like… ‘You know - sometimes I forget to eat!’ ….. Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding?  That’s my idea of a perfect day

My confession for today: DYK that the beans start back to school in 3.5 weeks and if you take away this week of vaca that leaves 2.5 weeks… oh where has the summer gone?