Just a bunch of rambling

Posted by georgieporgie on April 12, 2008

My daddy who normally is a man of very few words called me the other night sounding very excited and all in a  tizzy over this stuff called mangosteen.

Daddy doesn’t really show excitement or tizzies unless it has to do with horses and trail-rides or perhaps at Christmas time when he wraps our gifts in dog-food bags or gives us money wrapped up in veggie cans-yep he is practical like that.

His phone conversations are generally limited to under 3 mins, BUT not this night, he was all hyped up-maybe it was the fact he thought he could make some money on this mangosteen stuff OR perhaps it was the health benefits promised by this miracle juice-all I heard was it costs a $100 a jug and $35 to join this elite group of juice drinkin junkies and I am like “daddy, how do you make money when it costs $100 a jug?” Plus it sounds like a pyramid scheme to me, but none-the-less daddy is gonna pay the $35 to join and give this mangosteen juice a whirl….

Mr gp and I found ourselves without beans the other night and he wanted to take me to dinner-for most people this is a great thing-for me, it’s a stressor. 

I am a creature of habit(COH) I eat at the same restaurants-where they know us and I don’t even need a menu-I already know what I want, have to park on a certain side of the stores parking lot, for example at Wal-Mart I can ONLY enter on the pharmacy/health and beauty side-even if I am going for groceries which is on the other side of the store, never turn my radio on in the car-geesh I am already a nervous driver so I can’t have any distractions while on the road, sleep with a fan 24/7 & not just any fan it MUST be a box fan- ok maybe that’s a lil more OCD than COH but my point is, I have a very hard time making my mind up when it comes to eating out-I always say “lets try something/someplace new”-but when we pull into the parking lot I can’t make myself exit the big red dog aka the dodge. I just sit there panic’d thinking what if it’s terrible?  So we leave the house at 5pm and finally sit down at 7:30 for dinner at Napoli’s Italian-which is a mile from my house. That huge gap in time up there wasn’t because we time traveled-it was because georgieporgie couldn’t make up her mind where she wanted to eat! Poor mr gp. I would divorce me…

My two older beans came home from school on Tuesday and informed me that 5 boy beans had been expelled from school for smoking weeds-yes they said smoking weeds…I said wacky-ta-backy? They of course laughed at me, then I said mary jane? Again more laughing and they inform me MOM thats a song…I inform them in no uncertain terms that their lives would be over if they ever pulled this kinda crap-I explain… it’s not that you are better than anyone…just smarter!

We also had our very first “flood day” this past week. Noah’s Ark-Esq rains showered us with their presence and made it to where school had to be called off-it was weird mr gp was home, the beans were home and all during the week and there wasn’t any snow out! Middle bean wanted mr gp to take him to game crazy so he could get a new video game-he was bored and he asks me who calls off school because it rained? Well BA does bub-the buses couldn’t get down some roads to get your friend beans I inform him. I want to go to game crazy mommmmm BUT dad won’t take me until Days of our Lives is over… I said just be glad Passions switched over to Direct Tv or you would be waiting even longer! Yep there ya have it mr gp watches daytime drama-shhhhh don’t tell anyone….

Just for the heck of it I checked my gmail account the other day-I have this gmail email as a junk email for when I sign up for freebies and such. Well some of these subject lines really had me crackin up:

Your maid will be pleased like with no one else before!-well hell I am considered a maid around here does that mean I qualify to be pleased like with no one else before!

25 Internet Millionaires did this in secret yesterday! then it goes on to say You’re gunna mess on yourself when you find out what 25 of the World’s smartest & richest Internet Millionaires did yesterday! Well if ima gonna mess on myself I don’t want any part of it

Pen!s length guaranteed to grow-no matter how many times I email them and tell them I do NOT have a Pen!s or a Penis they keep on tryin to entice me to make my nonexistent penis grow.-they may get more biz if they were marketing to the right gender.

Make your thing as big as life-my response, my thing is already larger than life, so top that!

Become more attractive to ladies- this one has possibilities because just in case I all of a sudden become un-attractive to the male species it’s always good to have a back-up plan.

A Special Offer for You: Sport Diver-at first I thought oooo mr gp needs this then I realized it was legit-there is an actual magazine called sport diver-damn

Your Healths at Stake-what? do you know something about my health that I don’t?

Blonde girls do it best-note to self remind mr gp of this

Never Sleep For it Causes Early Death-HUH? are you kidding me, cuz, me without sleep will surely cause your sudden death!

You can now decide how long you want to be-well you can get back to me when I can decide how thin I want to be! 

Getting some is not hard-Getting what, cash? Because so far it’s proven pretty hard!

Increase girth and inches in one easy step-WTF girth?

Do you wanna have a great time in bed with your spouse?-your kidding me right?

Money is it even real?-checks my wallet-ummm in my case, nope

Your XXXlife has never felt this good-how do know what my XXXlife feels like?

Back alley news-as apposed to what? the back-door news?

My confession for today: for a good chuckle check your spam boxes ♥