Jan
31
Posted by georgieporgie on
January 31, 2008
So last night I’m sitting here with my life-size gaylord pic ,channel surfing, with Sean Kingston’s “shorty I can take you there”(google him, I love,love,love this Jamacian born songster-I highly suggest hearing both the take you there song and beautiful girl) softly playing in the back ground(mood maker) and I realize, this writers strike has left me feeling cheated and I honestly am not a re-run watcher. Give me new, give fresh, give me gaylord…well let me take that re-run thingy back, “Big Love” I have watched twice since Cox/HBO was re-airing it on demand a while back. That show is just HOT! Almost as HOT as you know who…
I mean one can only watch so much of Bret Micheals Rock of Love1&2(hey I grew up in the 80’s),My Fair Brady & MFB maybe baby, Dont even get me started on I Love New York, Dr Drew Pinsky’s rehab debawkal(lango-not typo)poor Jeff Conway. Damn that VH-1 and them striking writers, I mean for goodness sakes Flavor of Love is coming back-ladies PLEASE a mans watch should be worn neatly on his wrist, not on some honkin,blingin chain holding a GIGANTIC clock, twice the size of your man!(opens my locket-smiles,the beans on one side and the capt’n on the other)
Note to self… email VH-1 and let them know that, while I can’t turn away, as soon as them striking writers are done picketing I am going back to my regular shows!
Now where was I? Oh yea, Channel surfing, Lost’s season finale from last year was being aired with this kinda pop-up video,texting thing at the bottom of my screen and then I remembered/realized a few things:
- The Lost Season Premier is Thursday
- I can get caught up right now
- Now that I have my gaylord poster sawyer doesnt seem as appealing
- Strike that I just saw sawyer and I’m wrong, completely,utterly wrong
- Who the heck is Jacob?
- I am really looking forward to Thursday nights 2 hour season premier
- Do some of the Castaways REALLY make it off the Island
- I am not sure what to make of all those flash forwards
- Gaylord is still as HOT as he was 2 mins ago
- I have a therapist appt tomorrow-hypnosis, she thinks will cure my G-fetish(ha, I say… bring it,bring it onnnn)
So are there any Lost fans out there? Vh-1 guilty pleasure watchers? Jack vs Sawyer fans? Is anyone out there?
There ya have it, just another day of confessions…Let’s get Lost…Together!
Jan
30
Posted by georgieporgie on
January 30, 2008
No, really, why are girls so mean? It’s only Wednesday and both of my girl beans have come home in tears. Was I a mean girl when I was younger and now I am being paid back? I bet it’s because I keep taking peeks at that gaylord pic!
Take my Oldest bean, thats her right up there… she’s my people pleaser,wants to make everyone happy type of bean-doesn’t have a mean bone in her body(except when it comes to her sibling beans) she would do anything for anyone, a very kind-hearted lil bean. Well she gets home from school throws her purse,backpack,cheer bag and some books on the floor(gosh thats a lot of stuff for one day of school) and starts crying and says we are never taking Lola (names have been changed to protect the innocent) to school again-
Ok I’ll play along, why? I ask. Our conversation went like this…
oldest bean: Well mom we have a pep assembly coming up and today at cheer practice we all had to vote on who we wanted to do certain things and “Lola” went and told everyone NOT to vote for me. NOT VOTE FOR ME!
me: Oh….
oldest bean: Yes MOM she did that and she has been talking about me telling everyone I am a stuck B-word, mom, mom did you hear me? She called me a stuck up B word and she’s always talking crap about me.
me: Yes-I hear you, well….
oldest bean: I am so sick of her crap, I never never never talk about her mom, why does she do this me? I have never done anything to her and when I do hear other people talking about her I just listen mom, I never say anything. MOM?
me: Yes well here is what i think….
oldest bean: I am calling her right now and telling her I am sick of her crap and WE ARE NOT taking her to school ever again mom, she is just useing me for a ride mom! I think she wants my life, she stole my boyfriend last year, you remember that right mom?
me: yes and….
oldest bean: well I am putting an end to this friendship right now. Thanks for all your help mom.
me: completely dumbfounded Ok honey no problem
So she calls this lil girl and I kid you not, says ” Lola, we aren’t taking you to school anymore!” brief pause “You will hafta ask my mom!” click. So I am standing there and say “you really told her, and by the way, what will she hafta ask me?” she replies, she asked me why we can’t take her to school and I told her she will hafta ask you! Oh?
A few hours later I get a call from Lola’s mom-she was very nice and said she understood the girls were having some problems, so I politely tell her-let’s just let the girls work this out, she says she will have a talk with Lola. So I am sitting here browsing the lovely park bench taking peeks at that “PIC” and I hear screaming and yelling-I am torn here, do I dare take my eyes off of that, oh so hot picture OR go investigate? I mean someone could be bleeding to death, I go investigate turns out Lola called oldest bean and now oldest bean is really telling her she is sick of her crap, no, really, she is and she is telling her very loudly. I commence my bootylicious back on the park bench when I hear M-O-MMMMMMMM can you take me to Lolas? she is crying and I want to give her a hug. Well it’s kinda late, P-L-E-A-S-EEEEEE mom-2 hours and 2 beers later, all is well in oldest beans world, her and lola have worked everything out, I am yet again taking her to school. Wonder what today has in store for the beans? As Mary J Blige would say NO MORE DRAMA!
Jan
29
Posted by georgieporgie on
January 29, 2008
ok, so I am always up for a challenge… yanno, like doing 8th grade algebra,shopping at victorias secret OR shopping at victorias secret with your 14 year old lil bean who has a free panty card-hey I want a free panty card, but wait they dont make panties that make my bootilicious look small~hence the challenge part of this post…
A Blog, so what is a blog anyway? After a brief google search-(I really like google,almost as much as I like that pic of gaylord…) These are some of the answers I found to… what the hell is a blog?
A frequently updated journal or diary,Short for “Web log”(wth is a weblog-I guess a whole nother blog for that-once i figure out what a blog is) a specialized site that allows an individual or group of individuals to share a running log of events and personal insights with online audiences,Like an online dairy,A blog is information that is instantly published to a Web site-OH ok-I think I am getting it now…A frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and Web links-OK I definately understand a blog now!
Personal thoughts heck I gots plenty of those-so I am thinking maybe, just maybe I can do this bloggin thing I am hearing so much about …but the bigger Q will anyone read it? Will anyone care? Do I need to upload some video to youtube(again a whole nother blog-learning how to do that) Can I just put gaylord’s pic on a 2×4 and walk back and fro in front of this pc? GAWD thats gotta make the people come running to check out my blog….yeah maybe I will do that…
to be continued…if I can figure out how to find my own blog tomorrow
