georgieporgie

Confessions of a sahm

Jul
27

Goodness…

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well it is official my blog has moved…

the look is different

the name is slightly different

but I am the same…

the “blogger” site is a REAL bitch to figure out-I was just sorta kinda gettin the hang of word press now I gotta try and figure out blogger-have I mentioned lately ima blonde? anyways for some reason my newest post is my last post instead of being the first post but I do have part one of our branson vaca up and posted… I think…

I will post the link for my “peeps” if you want to continue to keep up with my crazy life 

my confession for today: heres my new blog link http://georgienba.blogspot.com/ and Thank You for reading….

Jul
26

this blog…

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is moving…

check back later for the new link

my confession for today: I despise change!

Jul
21

To keep you busy while I’m gone

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Since I know you all sit perched at the pc or mac just waiting for my next blog entry-humor me please, I will leave you with some activities for the week…

1)help me figure out how to get more photo space on this blog I am at 90% cap right now

2)Can you follow instructions?

Please read all of the instructions before doing anything, you are allowed 3 minutes to complete this task. 

  1. Find a pen and paper.
  2. Write your name at the top of the paper.
  3. Write the numbers 1 to 5, one per line.
  4. Draw five small circles beside #1.
  5. Put an “X” in the second and fourth circles next to #1.
  6. Write the word ‘encyclopedia’ beside #3.
  7. On the back of the paper multiply 7 x 9.
  8. Put an X in the lower right-hand corner of the paper.
  9. Draw a circle around the X you just made.
  10. Underline your name.
  11. Say your name out loud.
  12. Draw a circle around #4.
  13. Count the number of words in this sentence and write the answer beside #2 on your paper.
  14. Put a square around #1 and #5.
  15. Punch 3 small holes anywhere in the paper.
  16. Write your first name beside #4.
  17. Write today’s date beside #5 on your paper.
  18. Circle every letter ‘E’ you have written.
  19. Say ‘FINISHED’ out loud.

Now that you read all of the instructions, skip all of them except the first two! If you have followed the instructions correctly, you should only have your name on the paper! How did you do?

3)I recently(like yesterday) discovered this blog Dreams of a Country Girl and I like her blog for many reasons

a) unlike me this girl can write

b)she “Big Pink Fuzzy Hearts with glitter LOVES” lotsa thangs

c)instead of beans she has twerps

d)she has to be my long lost bloggin sista

e)she also has a cabana boy-his name is Jose 

4)Girlie wisdom

 A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills… she has 14 kids but doesn’t really care. 

One of life’s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you are doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.  (LOVE IT!)

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my pants.Amazing!

You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

Skinny people irritate me!   Especially when they say things like… ‘You know - sometimes I forget to eat!’ ….. Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding?  That’s my idea of a perfect day

My confession for today: DYK that the beans start back to school in 3.5 weeks and if you take away this week of vaca that leaves 2.5 weeks… oh where has the summer gone?

Jul
20

Georgie-isms

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The other day my sis LG asked me what does mr gp stand for…mr grouchy pants? I was laffing my bootie-licious off at that one. Here I thought everyone “just knew” what I was sayin and all along you were tryin to figure out what in tarnation who/is mr gp… I never meant to leave anyone hangin…so not how I roll

So here in B&W are a list of georgieisms:

georgieisms=the way I say something;a catch-phrase;my own lango;a nickname

mr gp=my dh and it stems from my screen name georgieporgie, get it? However, I do REALLY like mr grouchy pants! I reserve the right to substitute mr grouchy pants for mr georieporgie at least 3 weeks out of 4

dh=dear husband aka mr gp

beans=my kiddos, referring to them as kids reminds me of goats and children sounds to formal for this blog and you all know there isn’t anything “formal” about this blog

a quick disclaimer on “beans” sometimes I say we are having bean nachos or beans and fried taters we are in no way shape or form canibals, we are eating beans just not those “beans” ;) 

42=a game of dominoes,get 3 of your closet friends,your favorite drink and hunker down for a fun game(it’s kinda like spades)

bootie-licious/junk in my trunk=my assa

assa=my butt

dyk=did/do you know

duh boom=da bomb but oldest bean made a poster that said “duh boom” so it will forever be duh boom!

how I roll=well, it’s how I roll and the older I get, the rounder I get, so I roll more

bestie=my closest friend sherri

floozie/fa-loozie=my sis Rebecca

LG=my youngest sis Laura Gayle

ena=my grandmother

suck it=just that

Let’s take some E=my gulity pleasure tv station-OK so I have many guilty pleasures when it comes to TV-suck it

ES=Eureka Springs, my favorite place to visit

mimi=my beautiful mother

papa bear=mimi’s man

papa george=daddy aka superman

ginger=my lil weenee doggers

hot mess=Uncle Tex in Arizona-however anyone may be referred to as a “hot mess” at any given time

I don’t like bugs in my coffee=I don’t like bugs in my coffee-just throwing it out there…again

PITA=pain in the assa

box fan=what I must have roaring to sleep and it must be a box fan

gd=gotta deal the most awesome deal finding website on the net-

go-go juice=coffee

peeps=my people, yanno thats you-flashes my ermmm mr gp’s American Express, I do have peeps right? tap tap

asteroid=during the school year I sometimes pray for one of these

thang=thing, guess it’s a country thang

hellions=what I use to refer to my beans as-and I still reserve that right

coh=creature of habit

sahm=stay at home mom

wahm=work at home mom

OCD=something I am not,well ok maybe a lil bit

prolly=probably

ooak=one of a kind

spider legs=something I was called as a bean by the boys,I am still traumatized by those words to this day

georgie porgie puddin pie yadda yadda yadda= something I am NO longer traumatized by!

Hopefully that clarifies some of my lango…tap tap…this thang on

My confession for today: we leave for Branson tomorrow and I am not packed!

Jul
19

Superman

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Sorry for the delay in updates on Daddy-things have been kinda hectic.

Daddy’s surgery went very good-Dr Smith did not have to take as much of the quad muscle out as she first thought,which is great news!

Mercy Hospital is a wonderful hospital-the staff are out of this world fantastic. They took such good care of daddy and I think seeing happiness on the oncology floor was just what the staff needed. We are, as they say, “One BIG Happy Family”

Daddy was in rare form telling everyone about mangosteen,no I’m not kidding-there he is getting hooked up to the IV,wait let me back track, it actually started with admitting…we thought at one point he may actually try and write this lil hospital stint off as a business trip!

I had very strict orders, there were 3 things I could NOT forget

1)his briefcase that holds his mangosteen info-check

2)his bottle of “juice”-check

3)his redman golden blend chewing tobacco-check 

Daddy got to come home to our house Thursday and I will admit I was a bit nervous-all these “what ifs” kept popping up in my head, like, what if…he bends his knee and his incision splits open-will the ambulance get here in time to revive me? What if… I pass out at the site of his incision-will the ambulance get here in time to revive me? So you get the idea, ima big ol wimp!

Now here is where the “Superman”comes in to play…Daddy started out on a walker, after a few hours he was on crutches and I want to also note that he has not had one ounce of pain meds not even an aleve-now if I were in the hospital and had a lil push button device that would administer “good drugs” with a one finger push I would be flying with the birds, but not daddy! Yesterday we took a stroll down the street-gotta keep the circulation in those legs going…He is doing well with the leg immobilizer(LI) and the LI sure helps keep me at ease because he is NOT to bend that leg or God forbid the need for an ambulance for me-just call me “nervous ninny”.

Friday morning mr gp went to Okay to pick up ena-she so desperately wanted to help in some way,so I called her Thursday night and asked her if she wanted to come up and help me take care of daddy-well she jumped at the chance and she was a BIG help,she cut up taters for me to go with the beans and mexican cornbread,then she helped slice garden fresh cucumbers,tomatoes,onions and mozzarella cheese for our salad-I couldn’t have done it without her!

We had a home health nurse(Katie) out yesterday and she cleaned and re-dressed daddy’s wound-and my sister(you know, the faloozie) would be so proud of me cuz I even looked while the nurse did her thang,all-be-it through my fingers BUT I looked! He had no drainage an his stats were great!

We also had Justine the physical therapist(PT) out and he showed daddy some foot and leg exercises that he needs to do 3 x’s a day to help keep circulation going and to help with his quad muscle. The upper thigh exercises hurt but they are necessary for recovery.

He is getting REALLY bored with watching tv and movies so we have been playing dominoes(the beans really enjoy straight dominoes) and today when my sister gets here we hope to get a game of 42 going-have you ever played 42? Or is it a country thang? Well it’s fun and I remember when I was a young bean watching all the adults sit around the table playing 42…ahhh memories.

So my sister Laura Gayle came up to bring daddy’s mail-thats her in the front of the below pic

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And daddy got lots and lots of cards in the mail-it was so cute watching him open up cards and go hmmm “I think I know a Pam… but I don’t know a Pam in Denver” then I let him in on the secret…he just giggled and giggled Then he said “how in the world am I gonna Thank all these people?” So from the bottom of our Hearts THANK YOU for the get well cards!

Here are a few pics from the past few days…

Daddy after surgery-notice the nutter butters-I knew I should have bought stock in those cookies-geesh and daddy says he dosn’t like peanut butter! pffft ;)

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Here’s Daddy in shorts-shhhh don’t tell him I put this on the internet or he will whoop me! and there is ena looking lovely as ever

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Here is daddy a few minutes later-he sent my sis LG to the store to get him some new britches that have zip off legs-he is officially “city-fied!”

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He feels more covered up now and thinks he may need a couple more pairs of these snazzy britches-what I see is NO Immobilizer! Hey why is that thing off your leg? Ya gotta watch daddy, he is sneaky!

So daddy goes to Arkansas on Monday,to stay with the faloozie,we have decided to still go on our summer vacation-it really wouldn’t be fair to the beans and believe me I was torn on this decision but daddy is superman and knowing him he will be trying to 2 step come Thursday-

Thursday daddy will go back to OKC for a follow up with Dr Smith-then we will start either chemo or radiation-we will know more about that and physical therapy on the 24th. The one thing I do know is, he is so ready to get back to his house!

My confession for today: My Daddy is “DUH BOOM!”

Jul
14

Today is Daddy Day

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I didn’t sleep last night,I am nervous about what will happen tomorrow…trying to stay positive and have faith that everything will be okay. Everything just happened so quickly, I don’t think that I have fully processed it all. We are trying to take care of things since he won’t be home for awhile,like making sure my sister can pick up his mail,making sure all bills are paid,making sure the animals are taken care of,double checking the fridge for foods that may spoil, the list goes on…

I am overwhelmed and I can only imagine how daddy feels-I don’t think there has been a day in his life he has asked for help and now here he is in this situation where he has to rely on others-it is both heartwarming and heartbreaking-

We have been daddy-proofing the house,trying to get flip flops,back-packs and all kindsa other things the beans inevitably walk in the door with and just drop in the first empty spot. We have 5 lil step-ups/step-downs in and around my house-I have sent mr gp on a wood run so we can try and create a slope effect making it easier on daddy when he arrives here from the hospital.

We have also had tons of calls from family and friends asking how they can help and I thought about this last night-if anyone would like to send daddy a get well card,I am certain he would get a huge kick out of having mail from complete strangers with well wishes-plus it will give him something to do-while he is pretty much “holed” up in my house wearing *gasp* shorts-

I will post an email addy in the comment section-if you would like to send a card just email me with “Papa George” in the subject line and I will get you his addy. Of course we gladly accept PRAYERS!

My Confession for today: Have I mentioned lately how much I LOVE my Daddy?

Jul
13

DYK~I have a wonderful ASS

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yep I do… My ASS Rocks,My ASS is the sweetest,My ASS knows me very well…

Okay let explain, before my pc gave me fits, I was a fancy pants member on the DYK message board and everyone decided it would be fun to have an ASS (a special someone) exchange. Since I can’t get the DYK site to load grrrr-I can’t post that I have recieved my gift. So I gotta do it via the blog…

I miss ALL my fancy pants friends and I want my wonderful ASS to know that her gift was awesome…

So, to my oh so wonderful ASS Thank you so much! I LOVE the measuring spoons-the Vera Bradley make-up bag in chocolate brown is beautiful and the very cool water bottle-which will come in handy next week at the hospital. Here is a pic of the goodies…

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Now this next lil pic REALLY has me stumped-I know what it is and it is just adorable! I just don’t know who it’s from-is it part of my ASS gift? It said “from my DYK-friend” and came a day before the above goodies came LOL I think I am confusing myself now-here is a pic

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Told ya-it’s adorable!

So my dear fancy pants, when all the ASS exchange names have been revealed can someone PLEASE let me know who had my name? Since the site won’t load I wanted my ASS to know how much I appreciated her gift…

I also hope my ASS “ang” enjoyed all her goodies I sent-did the flip flops fit? I feel like I am missing out on all the fun fancy pants shenanigans…

My confession for today:even tho’ my pc won’t load the DYK site, I will forever be a “Fancy Pants”

Jul
12

Daddy Update

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We are home from OKC with good news. They will NOT have to do a leg amputation. Dr Smith feels like she can get all or most of the tumor/cancer out. He will loose some muscle,may need some radiation therapy and probably wear a brace but as daddy puts it, “a butchered up leg is better than no leg”-AMEN

Mr gp is going to pick daddy up on Monday, while I fix him fried chicken,mashed taters with gravy and veggies-he can’t eat after midnight,so I am gonna make sure he has a good home-cooked meal. His surgery is scheduled for Tuesday in OKC and we hope to have him home on rainbow mountain in Ft Gibson by Thursday-

We are a family who completely believes in the Power of Prayer so Please continue to keep him in your thoughts and prayers, it will be a long road to recovery as he will need physical therapy and if Dr Smith isn’t able to completely remove the tumor he may need a medical oncologist. A CT scan will be done on Tuesday to make sure the sarcoma hasn’t spread to his lungs. 

We have made reservations at The Courtyard By Marriott in OKC-they just opened for business today and I was assured we will be the first to sleep on their sheets-I was just excited they wanted my business so badly they gave us rooms that typically have a going rate of $149 for $79 and he comp’d in their full breakfast buffet that is normally $10 pp for our entire family of 14 travelers. The rooms have fridges and microwaves, so we can take sandwiches for the beans to eat.

My Confession for today: clean sheets,fridge,microwave & breakfast included, one less thing I gotta worry about on Tuesday-Thank You Lord!

Jul
09

I’m gonna be gone for awhile….

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I just wanted to let you know that I am going through a very rough time in my life right now and this blog may be kinda silent for a while…

Long story short daddy went in for what seemed like a lil routine hemotoma drainage on his knee last Thursday. Well when the Dr cut in to him he didn’t like what he saw and wanted to do a biopsy and our worst fears were confirmed today-my daddy has a high grade sarcoma that is very malignant, AKA rhabdomyo sarcoma.

We are on our way to to OKC on Thursday to meet with an orthopedic oncologist…Please keep daddy in your thoughts and prayers…

My confession for today: I will be back to bloggin when I can

Jul
08

Wish Upon A Hero

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I recently discovered this site through bzzagent via the frogpong and I gotta tell ya “It is a WONDERFUL site”

Wish Upon A Hero was first conceived by founder Dave Girgenti shortly after the September 11th attacks on New York City. From his home in NJ, Girgenti watched as thousands of people posted pictures of missing loved ones throughout the city. He thought there had to be a faster, more organized way to connect people in need. That was the moment in which the idea was born. Read more by CLICKING HERE …

So I am browsing the site last night and the wishes range from cards to trips and I think what a wonderful way to get the beans involved in the aspect of “paying it forward” teaching them the rewards of kindness on someone they don’t know and expecting nothing in return…doing a good deed for the right reasons. The beans have done some “community service projects” BUT those were in direct relation to a club/school and was expected. With this site the beans can search a huge list of wishes and pick one they wish to fulfill.

Lilest bean found one where a lil girl about her age wished for a tube of lip-gloss. Oldest bean found one where a granddaughter wanted 86 cards sent for her grandmothers 86th Birthday and middle bean is still searching for the perfect wish that will make him a hero in someones eyes.

Of course you can do these wishes where the other person knows who the wish granter is OR you can do it anonymously-we are going to do the latter.

I would like to encourage you all to take a peek at the site Wish Upon A Hero just click it you will be glad you did…

My Confession for today:Fearless Fourteen is out and I haven’t bought it yet-the reason I haven’t bought the book is because the price of the book = half a tank of gas for my car…